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I will do that again - this one is fun, though
Am I overdoing the Obama cartoons a bit? There are just so many good ones!
I would like to hear your opinion please
(Not one but two book reviews this week)
I couldn't wait to put this in the newsletter. I wanted everyone
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"Hi
There
Love your newsletter
Just I thought on the voting for your newsletter
You should put the site were to go and vote.In your newsletter
You have 348 votes as today.
As I said in my last letter to you
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Nobel does not mean Noble, peace is not war, Ignorance is merely rampant.
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Ten years
ago when I was single, I'd go on a date with a girl, take her out to dinner,
go on the town with her for four hours and spend over $200. Last night, I did
the
same thing with my wife. The difference? My wife actually came home with me --
and
helped me put away the $150 of groceries we bought before we went to bed
at 10:30.
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BAKED ACORN SQUASH
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INGREDIENTS:
6 whole acorn squash
3/4 teaspoon cinnamon
3/4 teaspoon ginger
3/4 teaspoon mace
6 tablespoon butter or margarine, melted
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
6 tablespoon maple syrup
DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Split each squash in half
lengthwise; scoop out and discard seeds and fiber from
centers. Slice a thin piece from each bottom so they will
rest flat in the pan. Place squash in a shallow baking
dish. Mix spices together and sprinkle over squash. Mix
melted butter with vinegar; drizzle over squash. Add 1/2
Tbs. maple syrup to each cavity. Cover dish with foil and
bake for 1 and 3/4 hours. Remove foil; baste. Return to
oven for 10 minutes.
Yield: 12 Servings
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More and more games - action, sports, shoot 'em up etc
Welcome to Lowcountry Paws! Pets - Charleston, SC
May I can do this one -- sudoku with pets!
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"A
66-year-old deputy U.S. attorney general in South Carolina
named Roland Corning lost his job after police discovered
him at a cemetery with an 18-year-old stripper, a bag of sex
toys, and a bottle of Viagra. To be fair, people do grieve
differently." -Jay Leno
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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I disagree with my psychiatrist's assertion that I'm depressed
because I have a serotonin imbalance. I'm pretty sure the real
reason is that my life sucks.
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"Former President George W. Bush is going to India tomorrow
to give a speech. The speech will be entitled, 'Which of You
Snake-Charmers Is Gonna Fix My Computer?'" -Conan O'Brien
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Emphasizing
Spyware Importance to Users
Emphasizing Spyware Importance to Users
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]
Users need to know — at least on a rudimentary level
— what spyware is all about. The reason for this is that
spyware-blocking tools are not 100 percent effective, so
diligence on the part of users is another important factor that
helps prevent spyware from breaking into your environment. More
[ http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesTip/Emphasizing-Spyware-Importance-to-Users.id-4943.html?cid=articleFeature
]
What Is
Spyware, Anyway?
[ http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/What-Is-Spyware-Anyway-.id-3087.html
]
Choosing and Using Spyware Blockers
[ http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/Choosing-and-Using-Spyware-Blockers.id-3094.html
]
Slamming the Door on Spyware
[ http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesTip/Slamming-the-Door-on-Spyware.id-4625.html
]
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Dogs
may be man's best friend, but I'll bet other species might
like us a bit
more if we weren't so insistent on eating them.
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Q:
My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
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I think I may have that bird flu.
I just took a dump on every
windshield
in the post
office parking lot.
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.
Sign Your
Wedding Day Isn't Going Well...
You can't seem to find your tuxedo pants. But even if you
could, the wedding is in Nebraska and you're handcuffed to
a dominatrix in Singapore.
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A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen
cooking, he looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one
of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came
to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself,
"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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"Snoop Dogg announced he is writing a series of children's
books today. Is that really a good idea? 'Horton Hears a
Hootchie Mama.' 'Green Eggs & Blunts.'" -Craig Ferguson
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Beginner's Greek
by James Collin
"James Collins has written a romantic, funny and insightful page turner about love in modern times, missed opportunities and the wheel of fate (with a blow-out!) that is so engaging and real, you will find it impossible to put down. Peter Russell is an everyman filled with longing, lust and good sense. I promise you will root for him as fate throws him curves aplenty on his path to true love. BEGINNER'S GREEK and Peter Russell are keepers."
Good book - easy to read - interesting plot. I recommend it
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TENDER
LOVIN' TENDERLOIN
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INGREDIENTS:
2 lb Angus beef tenderloin roast
salt & Pepper to taste
Sauteed mushrooms - recipe follows
SAUTEED MUSHROOMS
1 tb Butter
4 c Mushrooms, whole
1/2 c Onion, chopped
1 ts Garlic salt
1/4 c Chicken broth
1/2 c Beef broth
1 c Chablis wine
DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 225 degrees. Rub outside of tenderloin with
seasoned salt and pepper. Roast for 45 minutes. FOR SAUTEED
MUSHROOMS: Heat butter in skillet until melted; add mushrooms
and onions and cook until onions are tender. Add garlic salt,
broths and wine. Simmer 15 minutes. Slice beef at an angle into
1/2 inch slices. Serve each portion with 3 ounces sliced beef
topped with 1/2 cup sauteed mushrooms.
Yield: 8 Servings
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A
Jewish guy is riding in a cab when they see a guy kicking
a woman who's lying on the sidewalk.
The cabbie zooms over, jumps out, and runs to help the lady.
The Jewish guy rolls down the window, and starts yelling,
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop the meter!"
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Golden Cadillac
1 oz Galliano herbal liqueur
2 oz White creme de cacao
1 oz light cream
Combine all ingredients with 1/2 cup crushed ice in
an electric blender. Blend at low speed for ten seconds.
Strain into a champagne flute and serve.
Big Booty Shake
1 cup milk
1/2 tsp vanilla
3/4 cup chocolate ice cream
1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
Blend.
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In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The
contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They
will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/
Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to
Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
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The
Top 9 Dating Compatibility Questions
Written By Malicious Absurdist
Humorists
9> (True or False) It's not the idea of consuming human flesh
I find disturbing, it's more of a flavor and textural issue
for me.
8> _____ is the best quality to have in an imaginary friend.
7> (True or False) A "roofie" is a shingle enthusiast.
6> How do you feel about having sex in front of live alpacas?
5> Which part of Thanksgiving dinner encapsulates your
personality most accurately? (Note: You can't be giblet
gravy... *I'M* the giblet gravy, Bitch!)
4> "No" means: (a) yes; (b) maybe; (c) another round, barkeep!
3> My bologna has a first name; it's _________.
2> What part of your body would you be willing to trade for a
lifetime supply of green highlighter pens?
and the Number 1 Dating Compatibility
Question
Written By Malicious Absurdist
Humorists ...
1> If your mother busts in on us in the middle of some hot
action, will you: (a) scream and cover up? (b) invite her to
join us? (c) remind her to use red-eye flash? (d) thank her
for the hot butterscotch sauce and close the door?
.
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It's usually funny to hum the theme from
"Jeopardy!" while people are concentrating
to make a difficult quick decision.
I guess the other members of my bomb
squad just don't have a sense of humor.
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"My
bodybuilding program works splendidly," the young man bragged. "Every
week the mailman brings me bigger and heavier equipment."
"Funny, you don't look any stronger," commented his friend. "
Maybe not," the bodybuilder responded. "But you should see the size
of my mailman!"
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After
giving the hired man a dressing down for being
late in returning with supplies, the farmer demanded,
"Okay, now let's hear how it happened, Miller."
"Well, I picked up a minister along the road," explained
the hired hand, "and from there on the mules couldn't
understand a word I said."
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Visacarditis:
The heart-stopping sensation
brought on by exceeding your credit limit.
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KP1983
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ron_stott
As the
woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required
in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the
dining room and said with obvious satisfaction,
"That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth."
"Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected.
"My whole living-room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth."
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BADVETTE87
“Dr.
Smith.” Said the woman in a very deep voice, I – I hate to say it, but I thing
you overdid it on the hormone pills.”
“Don’t worry,” the doctor assured her. “A deep voice is a natural development.
It will only last a few days.”
“But I’ve also spouted hair on my chest,” she said.
“Really? And how far down does it reach.”
She replied, “All the way to my balls.”
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If I
could have dinner with one historical
leader, it would have to be Gandhi,
because I'd be all like, "Are you gonna
eat that?" and he'd be all like, "No."
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KP1983
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A
southern woman was rushing to get ready for church. She ran frantically
throughout her house, tore through her closet, threw her clothes over her head
and ran out the door to her car. When she arrived at the church, she saw a man
coming towards her. "Tell me," she panted in her southern drawl,
"is mass out?"
"Nope," the man replied, but yer hat's on crooked."
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Pet Scoop: Awareness day to dispel stereotype of vicious pit bulls » The Commercial Appeal
For the past three years, pit bull owners have gathered in groups around the nation on the same day to try to prove their breed isn't a problem to society. National Pit Bull Awareness Day will be held locally from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday around Latimer Lakes Park in Horn Lake. More than a dozen pit bulls are signed up to be on display with owners to talk about the breed and dispel the stereotype that American Pit Bull Terriers and other so-called bully breeds are naturally vicious animals.
Food For Thought: The Complete Guide to Your Dog's Diet
There's much more to canine nutrition than just kibble and canned food. We explore it all to give you a well-rounded perspective on your dog's dietary needs.
ShaynaButtons
Definitely one of the sweetest, cutest sites on the web!
What to Do If Your Pooch Eats Something Poisonous -- DogAge Tip of the Week
Dogs seem to have a knack for sniffing out and sampling potentially dangerous substances. That's why it's important to get a gauge on which hazards may be lurking around your home and learn how to respond if your pooch takes a taste of any of them.
Spinal Disk Injury in Dachshunds - For Dummies
Despite taking preventive measures, a Dachshund sometimes will suffer a disk herniation where the disk bulges out from between the vertebrae in the spinal column. If this happen to your dog, you must know what to do, and you must do it fast. However, you can't do anything if you don't know that your Dachshund is having a problem in the first place.
harlmilligan
Wag Reflex: One Heck of a Dog Trainer
Might have posted this one already - it's cute
California Spangle - Cat Breed Profile and History
Gorgeous cat!
FDA Issues Alert for Vetsulin® Insulin
"If your diabetic dog or cat is being treated with Vetsulin®, please contact your veterinarian with questions about your pet's symptoms or to discuss alternative insulins to use for your pet."
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"Hi," I said. She came over, licked my hand discreetly, allowed herself to be scratched for a time, chased her tail in a dignified circle, lay down again. I remember thinking: "There are times God puts a choice in front of you." I often had such thoughts back then. We took the dog.
Stanley Bing
.
People
wonder why we "spoil" our pets.
The answer? Because they spoil us every day with a better
way to look at life.
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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HOOSIER-HUNK
Understanding TV News Acronyms
· NBC: New Barack Channel
· ABC: Another Barack Channel
· MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel
· CBS: Continuous Barack Show
· CNN: Center-Left News Network
· FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes
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NOTE FROM
CHRIS WHITE TOPFIVE.COM
According to some news outlets
that carried the
story, doctors would be using women's own
belly
fat for a one-hour breast-augmentation
procedure
that could be available as early as next
year.
Turns out it was too good to be true. But what if?
The Top 20 Names of One-Hour Boob Job
Stores
20> Things Remambered
19> International House of Mancakes
18> Loomingmales
17> Mickey Double-Ds
16> Tit-Fill-A
15> Boob, Breast and Bazoom
14> SweaterPetSmart
13> Supercups
12> Hootery Barn
11> Lady-Ho Shack
10> Breast Buy
9> TJ Raxx
8> The Dome Depot
7> Victoria's C-Cup
6> In-N-Out Bigger
5> Gold's Gems
4> One-Hour Melonizer
3> Jiffy Boob
2> Frockbuster
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name of a One-Hour Boob Job Store...
1> Bazonga Republic
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TIP
When buying lemons, look for thin-skinned ones that feel heavy for their size. To get the most juice, roll the fruit along the counter before cutting it.
Snowman Cupcakes
Giant Chocolate Sugar Cookies
Chicken with Tomatoes and Mushrooms
Chicken Paillards with Clementine Salsa
Chicken Paillards with Clementine Salsa Recipe at Epicurious.com
Beef and Snow Peas with Panfriend Noodles
Beef and Snow Peas with Panfried Noodles Recipe at Epicurious.com
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The
middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped
him into the doctor's waiting room.
A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy. "Arthritis with
complications?" she asked.
The wife shook her head, "Noooo.... Do-it-yourself," she explained,
"with concrete blocks."
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The Roman Catholic Church is coming out with a new low-fat
Communion wafer. It is called:
"I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus."
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"Forbidden Kingdom opens today. Jet Li and Jackie Chan star.
It's about fighting and time travel. I did my share of time
travel. I had a device that sent me hurdling through time.
It's called tequila. I would drink this potion and wake up
three days into the future." -Craig Ferguson
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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Why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries,
but, now we know...
* If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her
from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
* If you stay home and do the housework .. you're a pansy.
* If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
* If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
* If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
* If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you
should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
* If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
* If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
* If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
* If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
* If you cry ... you're a wimp.
* If you don't... you're insensitive.
* If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...
you're a pervert.
* If you don't... you're gay.
* If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...
you're sexist.
* If you don't ... you're unromantic.
* If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
* If you don't... you're a slob.
* If she has a headache... she's tired.
* If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
* If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
* If you don't... there must be someone else.
Bottom Line... Men die first because they want to.
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HOOSIER-HUNK
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There are two types of
people: those who think
Preparation H is something to make fun of,
and
those who know its god-like powers of
relief.
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BADVETTE87
"It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets."
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Forget yoga.
You can
never experience the
human body's full range of contortion until
you've walked face-first into a spider web.
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oldwild
An award
should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for
being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger
who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been
withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of
inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the
desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this
flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but
I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work
something out..'
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind
him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention
please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can
help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the
Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'
Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) 'I'm sorry, sir, but
you'll have to get in line for that too.
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I've been having a lot of nightmares
lately. It must be time to change
the filter on my dream catcher.
.
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I think congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so
we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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The
Top 15 Sex-Themed Reality Series
(X-rated)
15. Deadliest Snatch
14. Fear Fuct'er
13. So You Think You Can Fuck
12. The Biggest Spooger
11. America's Funniest Bukkake Videos
10. Choad Rules
9. Hair Pie for the Straight Guy
8. Fellating Spouses
7. Who Wants to Fellate a Multi-Millionaire?
6. Making the Band Cum
5. The Amazing Facial
4. My Big Fat Humongous Penis
3. Queer Mouth for the Straight Guy
2. Spunk'd
and the Number 1 Sex-Themed Reality Series...
1. Survivor: Clitoria
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The Breast Cancer a Mammogram Can't Detect - Oprah.com
This is horrible!
Is too much sleep making you tired? - CNN.com
Sleep experts say habitually sleeping more than 10 hours can be indicative of other medical problems. "There's been at least two epidemiological studies to show that if people get less than five hours, or more than 10 hours of sleep, it increases their mortality," said Michael Breus, the clinical director of the sleep division at Southwest Spine and Sports in Scottsdale, Arizona.
3 parts of the brain | Slide 1 | Alzheimer's Association Brain Tour
Brain basics - Alzheimer's Disease and the Brain
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I'm starting up a social networking site
especially for drunk
people in bars.
I'm calling it
"Shitfacebook."
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The Top
15 Job-Hunting Tips
15> Don't mention you only want the job to hold you over until
that Nigerian businessman's estate sends you your $27 million.
14> Writing "no permanent address" on the application form might
be counter-productive.
13> First impressions matter! Offer the recruiter a sip from your
juice box.
12> It's still considered bad form to list your parole officer or
bail bondsman as a personal reference.
11> Since most female executives are a little insecure, they
appreciate compliments on their breasts -- particularly if
you use really, really big words you learned in your online
college courses.
10> Never go job hunting with Dick Cheney.
9> Do not write your cover letter using a #2 pencil. Or a pointy
stick with #2 on the end of it.
8> Ixnay on the igpay atinlay, Esterchay.
7> During first interviews, limit usage of the phrase "So long
as Daddy gets his taste."
6> On a resume, it's considered poor form to mention the javelin
stuck in your back. However, before the interview, go ahead
and inquire about the dimensions of the elevators.
5> Speaking Klingon does not make you multilingual, geekboy.
4> During the interview, it's a good idea not to show *too* much
interest in the details of the drug testing program.
3> Don't show off your research by naming all the employees you
consider do-able.
2> Leave your interviewer a thank-you card with a small gift
enclosed, such as a wallet-sized rectangular portrait of
Benjamin Franklin.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Job-Hunting Tip...
1> Can't find a job opening? Meet people who have the kind
of job you want, then kill one.
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New Redneck Qualifications
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ... (2004 Version)
* Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
* Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
* You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
* You have a relative living in your garage.
* Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
* There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
* You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
* None of the tires on your van are the same size.
* You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
* Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
* Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
* Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
* Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
* You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.
* Starting your car involves popping the hood.
* Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
* You whistle at women in church.
* You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
* You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
* You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the
kids in the backseat.
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Two girls
were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed
troubled and asked her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the
stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure
you're
feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll really miss me."
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When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong
The Dalai Lama - "The World Will Be Saved By the Western Woman"
About a month ago, the Dalai Lama said something about women that is just now making the rounds on Twitter. His statement, "The world will be saved by the western woman," was delivered during the Vancouver Peace Summit 2009, which opened on the morning of Sunday, September 27th.
Though subtle, gender bias exists in every aspect of society - from the workplace to the political arena. The gender gap affects our children's education, the size of the paycheck we bring home, and why women still lag behind men in math and science careers.
Yeah - I use this all the time! It's free and it's wonderful!
BirthdayDialer.com - Send free birthday greetings to any phone
I haven't tried this but I'm going to!
Cards That Give: The Source For Charity Greeting Cards
Welcome to CardsThatGive.org, the non-profit site that makes it simple to select greeting cards sold by charities.
DeVulcano
YouTube - Double Your Pleasure
This is how WE dance in North Carolina
YouTube - Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009
You won't believe your eyes!
YouTube - Glenn Beck's "Arguing with Idiots" video contest
SO true! Buying a hybrid? Saving money on gas? 350,000 before you'll
ever make your money back at $2 a gallon! Yeah what a savings!
Dining with the Dead: Last Meals Delivery Service
It's Friday night and you're feelin' a bit peckish. Y'wanna order something but you don't know what. Thai? Pizza? Chinese? Nah, all of those have been done to death.
You are in an unfamiliar place. You are meeting with someone you
don't know or completely trust. Or maybe you just get the feeling that something
is not quite right. Whatever the situation, you now have the tools to be
proactive about your safety
Sammy, the Painting Dog - Paw Nation
Awwww! Hope you won't miss clicking on this one!
Auto Repair and Maintenance Estimates | Auto Shop and Mechanic Ratings : RepairPal
RepairPal
gives you independent and unbiased repair estimates, user
ratings and reviews, plus advice you can't get anywhere else
YouTube - Iraq Tribute ("Two Lights" Five for Fighting)
Beautiful!!
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KP1983
They have
discovered that you may be Taliban if:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide..
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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The Heretic's Daughter
by Kathleen Kent
Sarah Carrier is a young girl growing up in Andover, Massachusetts, near the town of Salem. She and her family work as farmers, and Sarah has a tense relationship with her mother, whose stubborn refusal to conform to the town’s expectations frustrates Sarah. A few towns over, in Salem, young girls begin accusing many of witchcraft, and Sarah’s mother soon joins the list of accused who are thrown in jail.
Good book - I recommend it!
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Something else to worry about ..... I'm not really concerned about swine flu. Here's my concern:
3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow . . .Mad Cow disease.
2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . .. Avian flu.
This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu.
Next year is the year of the cock ..... Anybody else worried?
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The
Top 16 Animal Horror Movies
16> Fido the 13th
15> The Humpback of Notre Dame
14> I Saw What You Did to My Balls Last Summer
13> The Bone Collector Who Forgets Where He Buried Them
12> The Chinchillas Have Eyes
11> Come Package This Butchered Swine, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean
10> The Shearing
9> Last Tree on the Left
8> Quackula
7> 101 Cremations
6> The Bitches of Eastwick
5> Rosemary's Litter
4> Dogzilla
3> Filleting Nemo
2> The Legend of Buggerer Vince
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Animal Horror Movies...
1> Nosferretu
[ Copyright 2009 by Chris White/TopFive.com
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The Female Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the
sand andpicked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded,"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know
who I am? Idon't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and
said,"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in
themorning. So just do it and be off with you.
" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and
disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone,
his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
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