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Editor: DebsSweet
Graphic Editors: Ditziexx, LuvintheCountry,
CrispySue, Kittykab

Boo!

Thanks so much for all of the emails supporting me - re: subscriber not being

able to distinguish between humor and politics. I was nicely overwhelmed!

It seems I will be putting out the newsletter every couple of weeks. I have had one (1)

person contribute to the expenses of posting this site. I am grateful to her. And since there are

literally thousands and thousands of you who haven't, well, Santa will NOT be visiting

your house this year!

As usual,

If you would like to SIGN UP or BE REMOVED (sure, remove yourself, break my heart
and force me into therapy for life) from this mailing list, please send an email
to me, DebsSweet and your request will be handled promptly - or whenever I feel like it

Kick up your feet and put your problems behind you cause darlin' it's time to ROCK AND ROLL!

and don't forget to buckle your seatbelts, cause it's going to be a wild ride!

"Hey Girl Friend!

Had to smile at your note at the beginning of your news letter....You can Bash anyone you want.....

as long as you keep putting out your wonderful letter....cause truth be known I have been bashing right a long with you....

Glad you are back....you were missed.........

It is just hard for some folks to admit they made a big mistake and if this is change..I'm not impressed.......

Tricia"

dallas229

"LOL!!!! well glad to see one less asshole is on the list!!'

(re: she's talking about the person who left my list because of Obama toons)

pavanco1

RECIPE: ROASTED PUMPKIN SEEDS WITH A PUNCH

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INGREDIENTS:
2 cups pumpkin seeds
2 Tablespoons olive oil
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon cumin

DIRECTIONS:
Separate the seeds from the stringy pumpkin guts, rinse
well and dry with paper towels. Mix olive oil, cayenne
pepper, cumin and salt. Add seeds to bowl and toss to
coat evenly. Spread out on a baking sheet and roast in
a preheated 350 degree oven for 30 minutes or until
golden brown. Stir the seeds every 10 minutes or so
during the roasting so that they will cook evenly.

YIELD: 2 cups
Categories: Halloween, Snacks, Seasonal

ShaynsButtons

Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herslef out of a

speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to hurry and get there

before she forgot where she was going?!

"Democratic Sen. Max Baucus has introduced his healthcare
plan. It would be mandatory for everyone to get health
insurance. They would fine people who didn't get it, and
if you don't pay the fine, you could go to jail. The good
news is, once you're in jail — free healthcare!" -Jay Leno

BADVETTE87

Tennessee Professional Engineering Exam

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest
when placed on blocks in your front yard? A.66 Ford
Fairlane: B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle: C.64 Pontiac GTO

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity
of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators
are necessary to condense the product?

4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700
rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be
harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in
size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees?

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge
of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in
the ozone layer?

6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch
centers with a Field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet
and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1
inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many
hound dogs will be killed?

7. A man owns a house south of Beckley and 3.7 acres of
land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man
has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile
home on the man's land?

8. A 2-ton coal truck is overloaded and proceeding 900
yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph.
The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of
secondary roads, what are the chances that it will
strike a vehicle that has a muffler?

9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2
Hazardous Area. The Mine employs 120 miners per shift. A
gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How
many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during
the shift?

10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per
generation, how long will it take a town that has been
bypassed by the interstate to breed a country western
singer?

HOOSIER-HUNK

            I don't care how popular the SARS and the
   monkeypox are with today's youngsters. Give
   me a good old-fashioned case of rabies any day.

CHOCOLATE CHIP CHEESECAKE DIP

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INGREDIENTS:
1/2 c Raisins
1 tb Brandy
2 c Cream Cheese; Softened
1/2 c Whipping Cream
1/2 ts Vanilla Extract
1/4 c Dark Brown Sugar
1 ts Cinnamon; Ground
1/2 c Mini Chocolate Chips
1 x Cinnamon; Ground

DIRECTIONS:
Mix the raisins and brandy (making sure all the raisins
are coated) and let soak for 15 minutes. In another bowl,
beat the cream cheese and whipping cream until well
blended and smooth. Add the vanilla, mixing well. Blend
in the brown sugar and cinnamon. Mix in the "slushed"
raisins and chocolate chips, blending well. Garnish with
a light dusting of cinnamon. Serve at room temperature.
DIPPERS: Graham Crackers, Honeydew Melon, Strawberries,
Peaches, Dried Fruit, Pound Cake Cubes

Yield: 6 Servings (about 3 3/4 cups of dip)

http://www.zianet.com/sparks/coder.html

This is cool! Type anything you want and it will transfer it to Morse Code!

SHAYNABUTTONS

U.S. National Debt Clock : Real Time

Look at it and weep

FLR2D2

YouTube - Twenty Ten by Lloyd Marcus

Love it! 2010 - a must see

MMojoy

In the Path of Hummingbirds : Mother Earth's Garden - About Gardening, Composting and Growing

This lady lives in a Hummingbird migration zone. When they flew through,

she decided to try holding some sugar water in her hand and see what happened.

I’ve never seen Hummingbirds get this close to people!

PressAnyKey - The Survivial Test - test your survival IQ

This is very cool

BillieJo50

Congressman John Fleming : Home

House Resolution 615 Amendment

Congressman John Fleming ( Louisiana physician) has proposed an
amendment that would require congressmen and senators to take the same
healthcare plan they force on us (under proposed legislation they are
curiously exempt) -- Vote here

shinyhappyhead

YouTube - ANIMAL FUN

Absolutely hysterical!

The Bizarre Truth by Andrew Zimmern - Hardcover - Random House

Andrew Zimmernconsumed has eaten cow vein stew in Bolivia and giant flying ants in Uganda to raw camel

kidneys in Ethiopia, putrefied shark in blood pudding in Iceland and Wolfgang Puck's Hunan style rooster balls in Los Angeles.

For Zimmern, local cuisine — bizarre, gross or downright stomach turning as it may be to us -- is not simply what’s served at mealtime.

What Do You Know About Your City? ~ Chris Pirillo

Did you know that there are over 129,000 home owners in Seattle? There were more than 9000 people diagnosed

with cancer here in the past year, as well. You can find out all types of interesting statistics on a website that I came across recently.

You’ll see data about everything from the number of homeowners and factories in your town,

to several different demographics-related numbers.

3-D Television Expected Next Year ~ The Blade by Ron Schenone, MVP

Seems strange to me -- time will tell

Virg297

YouTube - Gulf Coast of Florida

The ending is hilarious

ErrorHelp.com - Error Search and Collaboration

Windows error messages are often quite confusing. This leads to frustration, yelling and hair-pulling on the part of the average user!

Well, before you get too worked up, visit bug.gd. This site will help you figure out what the message means. You should also find a solution.

A man bought a parrot. It sat in its cage all day
saying, "Cracker want a polly. Cracker want a polly."

The man's friend heard the bird and said, "That bird
is really stupid!"

The owner said, "No, his name's Cracker, and he's very horny."

Debsnewsletter - Archives

BADVETTE87

* The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

* It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

* The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

* The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

* The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

* The economy is so bad Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

* The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

* The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

* The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

* The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

* The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

* The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

* The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

* And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!!

The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

25 Signs You've Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm
never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one
sign that doesn't apply to you.

The Top 9 Celebrity Relationship Bestsellers

9> "How to Raise a Classy Young Lady in a World Full of Cheap
Little Trollops" by Kathy Richards, Dina Lohan and Lynne
Spears

8> "Opportunities in Destitution: A Foreign Bride Guide for Top5
Contributors"

7> "Translationing for your Presidentialist Man" by Laura Bush

6> "How to Make Your Husband a One-Woman Man" by Mrs. Brigham
Young (the seventeenth)

5> "How to Score Four at Four Score" by Hugh Hefner

4> "It's Not You, It's My
Straight-for-the-Sake-of-My-Country-Music-Career Facade" by
Kenney Chesney

3> "How to Stalk and Trap the Perfect Mat," by Sarah Palin

2> "Adopting the Hotties" by Woody Allen

and the Number 1 Celebrity Relationship Bestseller...

1> "How to Mend Fences with Your Ungrateful Pig of a Daughter"
by Alec Baldwin

BADVETTE87

The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office asked whether people who live in

California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% responded, "Yes, it is a serious problem."

71% responded, "No es un problema serio."

Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

Teacher to his student:

Give me the opposite of this sentence, "children in the dark make mistakes"

Student: "mistakes in the dark make children"

What Is Your Urine Telling You? - AOL Health

"Urine is a window into health, disease and diet," says Jeff Schlaudecker, M.D., assistant professor of

Family Medicine at the University of Cincinnati. Because everything you eat and drink gets filtered

through your kidneys your urine is a reflection of your diet.

It can also alert you to other things that might be going on in your body

Symptom Checker: Symptom Checker main page - AOL Health

Symptom checker - content provided by faculty of Harvard Medical School

RealAge

Soothe your sinuses - Your sinuses are a vital part of your upper respiratory system.

Those hollow cavities in the bones of your forehead and cheeks do a lot. Like filtering and warming the air you breathe,

producing mucus to keep your nose moist, and even playing a vital role in your immunity.

But when things go wrong -- and they often do -- your sinuses may also be a source of terrible pain, pressure, and congestion

Dr. Susan Love: Breast Cancer Myths Revealed | Lifescript.com

A must-read for all women and the people who love them

Which Breast Test Is Best for You? | Lifescript.com

Breast cancer is the second-most common form of cancer among women in the U. S.

(Editor Note: 1st breast surgeon found one lump in my left breast in December

of 2008 - 2nd breast surgeon from another practice found two! 3rd and final

breast surgeon at DUKE found none! Follow up mammogram 3 months

later has resulted in ZERO lumps again. Try to always get second, third opinions!)

BADVETTE87

I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.

It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot, or a Frenchman an asshole

Normantate12

New World Survey

Last month a world-wide
telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a
huge failure because of the following:

In Eastern Europe they
didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And finally........................... In Australia they hung up
because they couldn't understand the Indian accent of the
researcher.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good
at them.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Paul, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a
good paying job. The company boss asked various questions
about him and his education, but then asked him,
"What is three times seven?"

"22," Paul replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his
calculator (he *knew* he should have taken it to the interview!)
and realized he wouldn't get the job.

About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for
the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was
still very curious. The next day, he went in and asked why he got the
job,even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."

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Monopoly City Streets

Like many games these days, Monopoly is going digital. And it is more fun than ever.

Monopoly City Streets is played on top of Google Maps. Once you sign up, you're ready to start playing.

I recommend that you buy your own street. Then, buy surrounding streets to increase your property values.

MahjongTowers Eternity | Puzzles & Card-Playing Download | PC World

Since entering the computer world in the late 1980s, Mahjong games have proliferated, to the point where a

free version now sits alongside Solitaire and Minesweeper as a default Windows time-waster. Mahjong Towers,

from Big Fish Games, distinguishes itself by bringing in the Web 2.0 concept of community.

While some games in this genre can boast dozens of layouts, Mahjong Towers lays claim to thousands.

Slingo® Mystery - Who's Gold | RealArcade Slingo® Mystery - Who's Gold | RealArcade

Get the ultimate payback on an ex-husband and his new wife in a fantastic game that

mixes exciting Slingo action with fun hidden object detective work!

HOOSIER-HUNK

West Virginia State Residence Application

Name: ________________

(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____Right
CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:

(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner
(_)Retired

Spouse's Name:
__________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4
(Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles youown
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth (tooth):

(_)Yellow
(_) Green
(_)Yellowish-Green
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man
(_)Hawkins

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:

___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation:

Check all that apply:

___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Spitt'n Tobacky
___ Bull Chip Throwin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'

Number of Dogs: ___

Type :

___ Blue Tick
___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan
___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem:

___ Budweiser
___ Skoal
___ NAPA
___ Coors
___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Vo-Tech
___ John Deere

BADVETTE87

    The Top 16 Things We Can Learn From
   the David Letterman "Sextortion" Scandal

16> Writing your own material: OK.
Becoming your own material: not OK.

15> Multi-millionaire. World famous. Womanizer. DON'T F**KING
GET MARRIED!

14> Years of experience? Check!
Demonstrated ability to book celebrity guests at the last
minute? Check!
Blond hair and big breasts? Oops, looks like Fred will be
overlooked for that promotion again this year.

13> Nothing says "I'm Sorry" like cracking wise about your
personal indiscretions on national TV.

12> Have bedmates sign the same ironclad non-disclosure agreement
that Oprah uses with her staff.

11> Actually "out" a deep-cover CIA agent to score political
points? No problem. Threaten to "out" a philandering comedian
to score some cash? BLAMMO!

10> So *that's* how you can date the same woman for 20 years
without marrying her!

9> The pickup line that works on Dave every single time: "Want
to see the Top 10 Things I'm Wearing That Could Be in a
Crumpled Pile on the Floor by Your Bed in the Morning?"

8> Always make the show's house band leave the bedroom *before*
any romance ensues.

7> If you're going to sleep with an employee, sleep with a
discrete, nondescript person. Like Paul Shaffer, for example.

6> Near-Arctic temperatures in the workplace are no guarantee
that things won't heat up from time to time.

5> For God's sake, if you keep a diary, hide it from your current
boyfriend who keeps telling you that although he's in debt,
it's nothing that a couple million bucks extorted from some
horny late night talk show host wouldn't fix.

4> Always insist on extortion down payments being delivered in
a form that isn't trackable on deposit by a greenhorn FBI
agent with a broken secret-decoder ring.

3> If your "Sextortion" plan flops, try Plan B: "$5 million,
or I'll tell everyone how you shamelessly stole Chris White's
Top 5 List idea to use on your show."

2> Naming your production company "Worldwide Pants" attracts
the unwanted attention of the gods of Irony and Karma.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing We Can Learn
   From the David Letterman "Sextortion" Scandal...

1> Cue cards aren't the only things that can conveniently
disappear when thrown through windows overlooking the
New York City skyline.

BADVETTE87

Virg297

Do you realize that the desk where Obama signed his stimulus package is

the very same desk where Clinton got his package stimulated?

Two chefs in Boston who were competing for the title of "Finest Fish Fryer."

Their talents were about equal, their dishes equally excellent.

However, at the last moment one of the chefs glazed his entry and won the title.

"Alas!" lamented the other, "There but for the glaze of cod go I!"

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down,

pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

The bar was getting ready to close, so he ask the nearest
woman, "What would you say to a little "oral" activity?"

"That all depends,..." she quickly responded.
"...Your face, or mine?"

Q: What did one homosexual's sperm say to the other?
A: "How the hell are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"

"I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and
rapers and rapers who rape robbers!"
---Gus Gorman (Richard Pryor) Superman III

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine,

'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb.

Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers,

sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

HOOSIER-HUNK

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to

be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

The Top 17 Restaurant Good Signs/Bad Signs

17> Good sign: The restaurant says they serve children.
Bad sign: They mean that literally.

16> Good sign: You see your waitress washing her hands after using
the bathroom.
Bad sign: You are in the men's room.

15> Good sign: The restaurant constantly advertises their meat
as the "freshest available."
Bad sign: The roadkill cleanup truck always seems to be out front.

14> Good sign: No sign of cockroaches in the kitchen.
Bad sign: They were all eaten by the rats.

13> Good sign: They have fois gras on the menu!
Bad sign: No, seriously, there's stinky goose liver smeared all
over this thing!

12> Good sign: The restaurant's signature dish is Crepes Suzette flambe.
Bad sign: Suzette is the name of the owner's missing wife.

11> Good sign: Photos of "celebrities" all over the walls.
Bad sign: They're nothing but Top5 contributors.

10> Good sign: Considered the best Iranian restaurant in the area.
Bad sign: All the food is nuked.

9> Good sign: You see Bobby Flay at one table and Rachel Ray at
another.
Bad sign: He's puking his guts out, and she's running for
the bathroom holding her ass.

8> Good sign: The Michelin Guide rates it as the best restaurant
in Paris!
Bad sign: That's Paris, Texas.

7> Good sign: The delightful "salade de poulet" has raisins!
Bad sign: Them ain't raisins.

6> Good sign: It's a brand new steak house.
Bad sign: Those "char marks" look suspiciously like the treads
off a Goodyear.

5> Good sign: They take all major credit cards.
Bad sign: They don't give them back.

4> Good sign: A review of the restaurant has gone viral.
Bad sign: The review frequently uses the word "viral."

3> Good sign: There is a line clear out the door.
Bad sign: It leads to the bathroom.

2> Good sign: Sandwiches named after celebrities.
Bad sign: The "Mama Cass Elliot Ham Sandwich."

and the Number 1 Restaurant Good Sign/Bad Sign...

1> Good sign: They offer Surf 'n Turf.
Bad sign: The waiter asks if you want one straw or two.

Virg297

KP1983

"Pumpkin Perfect" Oatmeal Cookies

These hearty moist cookies are chewy in texture and golden in color. They
are easily made with a convenience cookie mix, substituting the butter with
pumpkin and a touch of oil. The pumpkin helps to reduce the fat and
cholesterol in this recipe. It also works to maintain the moistness, while
creating an attractive and deliciously sweet treat.
Ingredients
* 1 pkg. (17.5 oz.) oatmeal cookie mix
* 1/2 cup LIBBY'S® 100% Pure Pumpkin
* 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
* 1 large egg
* 1 cup sweetened dried cranberries, raisins or nuts (optional)
Directions
PREHEAT oven to 375º F.

COMBINE cookie mix, pumpkin, oil and egg in large bowl. Stir in dried
cranberries, if desired. Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls, about 2 inches apart,
onto ungreased baking sheets.

BAKE for 10 to 12 minutes or until lightly browned and set in centers.
Cool on baking sheets for 1 minute; remove to wire racks to cool completely.
Store cookies in covered container.

Makes 3 dozen cookies

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