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The two young brothers watched through a keyhole as their
older sister got in on with her boyfriend.

"Oh, Jim," she moaned. "You're about to go where no man has
gone before!"

One brother looked at the other and snickered. "Well then I
guess he's gonna screw her in the ass."

 

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 Women are just like orange juice cartons. Its not the shape or the size
that matters, or even how sweet the juice is. It's getting those
fucking flaps to open!

 

 

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Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the
front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other.


Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench.
She waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw
Patty coming toward her, carrying this huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?"


"Not very good," came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."


Patty said: "You should have been with me . . . did I
ever find a good machine!   It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it
to you . . . you can't lose!  Ever time you put a dollar in, you win
four quarters!"


 

 

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SEXUAL VOCABULARY:

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular
person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but
not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom
you don't especially like in the present and will learn to
like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as
swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a
condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around
children.

EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual
morals of a man.

PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay a
virgin until married.

EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to com-
municate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite
being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking
a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes
are not located in her chest.

FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets
him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that
initially attract two people to each other turn into after a
few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to
be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex
more often than he does.

FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less
often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than
lifting her nightgown.

SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall
in love.

NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life
with him than just intercourse.

 


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Open it or if you'd like, you can still back up and Remove it. It's just a nifty little

feature Firefox offers so that you can keep even better

track of all your downloads. Try it for yourself today

 

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Tennessee Professional Engineering Exam  



1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon  
    tree that will support a 10 pound possum.  

2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest  
    when placed on blocks in your front yard? A.66 Ford  
    Fairlane: B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle: C.64 Pontiac GTO  

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity  
    of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators  
    are necessary to condense the product?  

4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700  
    rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be  
    harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in  
    size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many  
    Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees?  

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge  
    of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in  
    the ozone layer?  

6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch  
    centers with a Field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet  
    and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1  
    inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many  
    hound dogs will be killed?  

7. A man owns a house south of Beckley and 3.7 acres of  
    land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man  
    has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile  
    home on the man's land?  

8. A 2-ton coal truck is overloaded and proceeding 900  
    yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph.  
    The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of  
    secondary roads, what are the chances that it will  
    strike a vehicle that has a muffler?  

9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2  
    Hazardous Area. The Mine employs 120 miners per shift. A  
    gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How  
    many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during  
    the shift?  

10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per  
    generation, how long will it take a town that has been  
    bypassed by the interstate to breed a country western singer?

 

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CARAMEL CORN WITH NUTS

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INGREDIENTS:
8 cups popcorn, popped
2 cups Spanish peanuts
3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
6 Tablespoons butter
3 Tablespoons light corn syrup
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon vanilla
1/4 teaspoon salt

DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Remove all unpopped kernels
from popped corn. Put popcorn and peanuts into a large baking
pan. In a 2 quart saucepan combine sugar, butter or margarine,
corn syrup, and 1/4 tsp. salt. Cook and stir over medium heat
till butter melts and mixture comes to boiling. Cook, do not
stir, for 5 minutes more & remove from heat. Stir in baking
soda and vanilla. Pour over popcorn; gently stir to coat popcorn.
Bake in oven for 15 minutes & stir. Bake 5 or 10 minutes
more. Remove corn to a large bowl & cool. 

Yield: 8 Cups

 

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My mom said to me, 'Your uncle's a miser you know. In all that

 cold weather last week, he just sat huddled over a candle.'

I said, 'Geez, Mom, they say it's going to be even colder this week.'

She said, 'Yes, well you never know. This week he may light it.'

 

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Thus, making it harder for spammers to get ahold of your e-mail address,

because their bots can’t prove they're human

 

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submitted by:  lg1


The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.  I have two buddies sitting out in

my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. 

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already.' 

'I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is surely a very brave man

asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.'

So the dentist asked him, 'Which tooth is it sir?'

The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your mouth, Honey, and show him.'

 

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If Tomorrow Never Comes

This is simply amazing - to send to special friends

 

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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"


"A doctor?"


"And why's that?"


"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women
to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."

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       The Top 10 Thoughts a Cat Will Never Think


10> "Forget the tax benefits-- I'm happy to contribute to
     charitable causes just for the personal satisfaction."

9> "I should get the family a rocking chair for Christmas!"

8> "I'm so hungry I'd eat anything!"

7> "If I'm extra sweet maybe I can get him to trim my claws."

6> "You're going to cut my balls off? Sure, sounds like a great
     idea! Why didn't I think of that?"

5> "I wish they made those hamster wheels in my size."

4> "Swimming pool's full! I'm gonna try a cannonball!"

3> "Canned tuna AGAIN?"

2> "Must obey my master, must obey my master, must obey my
     master..."


      and the Number 1 Thought a Cat Will Never Think...


1> "Thank you."

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A husband and wife, both seniors, are always teasing each other
about the symptoms of old age, needing stronger glasses, aches
and pains, forgetfulness.  One morning his wife was grumbling
that she couldn't find one of her socks, then there was a pause. 
"You found it?" he asked. 

 

 "Yes," she replied sheepishly. "I put both on the same foot."

 

 

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Wife :  'Do you want dinner?' 


Husband:    'Sure!  What are my choices?' 


Wife:         'Yes  or no.'
 

 

 

 

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F4: So Many Uses

There are several uses for the F4 function located on your keyboard. First of all,

you can use it to close any open applications. Just make sure the program you

want to close is selected, press Alt+F4 and that window will automatically close.

Now, if you're using one single application that has many different documents within it,

press Ctrl+F4 and just that one window will close instead of the whole program.

You can also use F4 to shut down your computer. Make sure all of your programs are

closed and press Alt+F4. That will bring up the "Turn off computer" box and you can

proceed with the normal shut down. Pressing Alt + F4 is the same as Start, Turn off computer.

Flock Browser - The Social Web Browser  

Internet users spend a lot of time going from one site to the next, keeping up with a

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"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the
man who will get the blame"

 

 

Laurence J. Peter

 

 

 

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"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan"  

 

 

A. Whitney Brown

 

 

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Say "Thank You" to Your Best Friend

 

Did you know that just being in your pup's presence makes you healthier?

 Here's what the latest research suggests:

Petting your pup boosts production of pleasure hormones in the brain, helping to keep your stress and blood pressure at healthy levels.

Canine company aids the recovery of heart attack patients and has a calming effect on people with Alzheimer's.

Regular walks with your dog lift your mood and improve your fitness.

Kids who grow up with dogs seem to have stronger immune systems and may be less likely to develop asthma, eczema, and pet allergies later in life.

 

 

Bowser with a Boo-Boo

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Dogs often bang into each other and suffer minor injuries during
vigorous play. They tear ligaments, stretch muscles, get bruises,
and even break bones, just like people do. A dog who is lame will
try to get the weight off the painful leg by reducing the amount
of time she spends on that leg. More


Handling Problems of Old Age in Your Dog
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 "A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a
debt he proposes to pay off with your money."   

 

 

 G Gordon Liddy

 

 

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submitted by:  BADVETTE87

 

 

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of
begging. Finally, the policeman says: "O.k. I'll ask you a question.

If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"

"Go ahead!", answers the speeder.

"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What
is it?"

"That's easy! It's a car!"

"Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a
VW?", replies the policeman, and proceeds to write the ticket.

"Wait! Give me another chance!", begs the guy.

"Ok. But, this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the
ticket!"

"Fair enough".

"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What
is it?"

"That's easy! It's a bike!"

"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? Is it a Suzuki? Is it a
Harley Davidson? Sorry, you're getting the ticket!"

"Yeah, ok.. but let me ask you a question too!"

"Go ahead", answers the policeman.

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining with
clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that's a hooker!" replies the policeman.

"Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your
sister? Is it your daughter?" 

 

 

 

 

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Newsmax.com - Morris Maps the Election

Political analyst extraordinaire DICK MORRIS plots out the critical states that may

determine whether John McCain or Barack Obama becomes the next president.

McCain is pulling ahead in several states, while six others are tossups.

 

Viewzi — What are you looking for?  

Google is unquestionably the most popular search site.

So, when you need to find something online, you probably head to Google.

Google catalogs billions of Web pages. And your search results are presented in a simple,

straightforward manner. There are no pictures or videos to distract you.

But sometimes Google is a little too stark. You may want to know a little more about a

site before you click on a link.If that’s the case, check out Viewzi.

It just may become your new favorite search site.Start by entering your search term.

Then, choose how you would like to view your search results. For example,

you can choose to see screen shots.

This gives you a glimpse of a Web site before you click through.

Other views are narrowed by content. You can opt to see links to videos, photos,

MP3s or shopping sites. You’ll appreciate how easy it is to find exactly what you want!

 

Resnooze | Control your life using email reminders

With our hectic lifestyles, it is easy to forget little things. And, as the saying goes,

the devil is in the details. So, you don't want to forget appointments and tasks.

That's easier said than done. Fortunately, I have just the site that will help you out.

Resnooze will send you reminders via e-mail. Just enter your e-mail address.

Then, set the frequency of the reminders. You can be reminded daily, weekly or monthly.

Then, add a title to the reminder. You'll receive your reminders on schedule.

That means you can banish "I forgot" from your list of excuses!

 

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The National Science Foundation (NSF) is an independent federal agency created

by Congress in 1950 "to promote the progress of science; to advance the national health,

prosperity, and welfare; to secure the national defense…

" With an annual budget of about $6.06 billion, we are the funding source for

approximately 20 percent of all federally supported basic research conducted by

America's colleges and universities. In many fields such as mathematics,

computer science and the social sciences, NSF is the major source of federal backing.

 

Mathway: Step-by-Step Math Problem Solver

Mathway solves your math problems with step-by-step explanations.  Wow

 

Waitable - Smart wishlists, price drop watching/notifications, set your own prices and much more!

You don't buy that shiny new gadget when it first hits shelves. Nope.

You know it's better to wait awhile. Over time, the price of the gadget will fall.

You can save boatloads of cash simply by waiting a bit.

But you probably don't have time to monitor the gadget's price.

Fortunately, you can get a little help, thanks to Waitable. At Waitable, just enter a UPC code.

Or, use the product's Web page address at Amazon.Now comes the fun part:

Name your price! When the product hits your ideal price, you'll be notified!

You don't need to create an account with Waitable.

But you will need to provide an e-mail address or phone number for notifications.

 

Many Eyes

The humble spreadsheet makes it easy to enter and track data.

That's why programs like Microsoft Excel are a staple of office life.

But, let's face it. For many people, a long list of numbers can be difficult to comprehend.

Visual people like me prefer to view data in different ways. That's what's so great about Many Eyes.

You can upload your data to the site. Then, select from a variety of different visualizations.

What are visualizations? They're simply different ways of presenting data.

For example, you view your data as a pie chart or a graph. Or, choose from more exotic visualizations.

Maybe you don't have a set of data you'd like to view.

That's okay. You can explore visualizations others have created.

 

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you can explore data ranging from property facts, value estimates,

and a variety of important indicators of local and national changes in the housing market.

 

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Mensa Testing Day is Saturday, October 18.  If you think you're ready to join Mensa,

take the test at one of 200 test sites nationwide

Mensa members connect with thousands of other bright people in person and online.

 

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     The Top 10 Mistakes Made in Your First Year
                     of Marriage/Relationship



10> Spending too much time with Miss Right Hand and ignoring Miss
    Left Hand. (13-year-old boys only)

9> Forgetting to vacuum up the broken glass from the rug in your
    apartment, and then letting her walk barefoot in it.

8> Have you ever had a bunch of chili and beer, slept naked, then
    reminded her it's her turn to do laundry the next morning? Have
    you?! HAVE YOU?!?! Learn from my mistake brothers -- it's been
    four years, and I still have to wear footie pajamas and       
    Depends to bed.

7> "Oh yeah, it was my last girlfriend who liked to do that. Not
    you. Sorry."

6> Assuming she was from Venus when actually she was from the
    "Where Are You Taking Me for Dinner Tonight?" galaxy.

5> Not reading the small print in the pre-nup.

4> "No, honey, of course oral isn't important to me!"

3> *Those* three words: joint bank account.

2> Procrastinating on buying the black bags and digging the hole
    in the back yard.


               and the Number 1 Mistake Made in Your
              First Year of Marriage/Relationship...


1> Cuddling. Yep... cuddling. Lost a LOT of good solid sleep
    there. It's like paying interest after the loan is paid off.

 

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 PINE-APPLEY CRISP

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

INGREDIENTS:
Fruit -
3 medium Granny Smith apples, peeled and cored
3/4 cup pineapple preserves
2tablespoons all-purpose flour

Crumb Topping-
2/3 cp flake coconut
1/2 cup quick or old fashioned oats
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/3 cup butter or margarine, melted
1/4 cup whole almonds, chopped
vanilla ice cream (optional)

DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. For fruit, slice apples into
thin rings, then cut rings into quarters. Combine pineapple
preserves and flour in mixing bowl. Add apples, tossing to
coat evenly. Pour into bottom of a 9-inch pie plate or similar
shallow baking dish. For crumb topping, combine coconut, oats,
brown sugar and flour in a mixing bowl. Microwave butter on
high for 1 minute and add to chopped almonds. Add butter and
almonds to topping ingredients; mix well. Sprinkle topping
evenly over apple mixture. Bake 30-35 minutes or until apples
are tender and topping is golden brown. Cool slightly. Serve
warm with ice cream, if desired.

Yield: 12 Servings

 

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A Pole, and Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are  
pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a  
nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby.  

"Is it yours?" she asks the Italian.  

"Certainly not," he replies.  

"Yours?" she asks the Pole, who vigorously denies paternity.  

"How about you?" she asks the Jew.  

"Maybe," he says glumly. "My wife burns everything."   

 

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What's new in treatment?

Many women have chemotherapy before surgery, to shrink the tumor.

Tests are done to identify cancer markers, and treatment is tailored to the individual.

New skin-sparing surgery techniques are being used, for better cosmetic outcomes.

To find out more

These are among the Web sites that Patty Tenofsky

suggests for more information about breast cancer:

breastcancer.org

komen.org, site of the Susan G. Komen for the Cure

cancer.org, site of the American Cancer Society

cancer.gov, site of the National Cancer Institute

 

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  The Top 9 Signs Your Child Has Been Left Behind         


9> He still can't pronounce "nuclear" correctly -- and he's the
    President of the United States.

8> He's been waiting at the bus stop so long that he now has to
    return home to shave.

7> She keeps getting thrown out of class. And she is
    home-schooled!

6> His new chemistry lab partner? His own grandson.

5> Other females in her class: Experiencing prepubescent
    moodiness. Your child: Experiencing premenopausal moodiness.

4> Your home is resplendent with an inexplicable feeling of peace
    and tranquility.

3> You get a call from his cell -- from a different area code!

2> Blue-haired lady at the supermarket: "But doesn't triplets
    usually mean *three* children, dear?"


    and the Number 1 Sign Your Child Has Been Left Behind...


1> There's no breathing at all coming from under your mountain of
    trash in the backseat.

 

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      The Top 8 Reasons Vomit Is Better Than Cinder Blocks       


8> If you slip and fall in your own cinder blocks you could break
    something.

7> Stand-Up Comedy Laugh Scale: Vomit = 8.5. Cinder blocks = –2.

6> Build a house out of vomit, and the big bad wolf won't come
    anywhere near it.

5> Cinder blocks won't remind you what you had for dinner.

4> If you were hit by projectile cinder blocks, it would take
    more than a shower to make it right.

3> Because I made it myself!

2> Ask any roadie. To get the full oomph oomph out of a six foot
    sub-woofer you can't just weigh it down; you need to stick it
    firmly to the stage.


    and the Number 1 Reason Vomit Is Better Than Cinder Blocks ...


1> In the dorm, nobody tries to steal your vomit to make stereo
    shelves. 

   

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submitted by:  HOOSIER-HUNK

 

 

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 HERB GRILLED POTATOES  

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INGREDIENTS:  
3 pounds small red potatoes, skinned  
1 cup green onions, sliced thinly  
4 tablespoons olive oil  
3 tablespoons parmesan cheese, grated  
3 tablespoons parsley, chopped  
2 tablespoons fresh oregano, chopped  
3 cloves garlic, minced  
salt and pepper  

DIRECTIONS:  
Cook potatoes in a large pot of boiling salt water until  
tender. Drain and cool. Preheat grill. Cut potatoes in  
half and place in a large bowl. Add 2 tablespoons of  
olive oil and toss. Grill potatoes over a medium heat for  
5 minutes, turning occasionally. Transfer to bowl. Add  
remaining ingredients and toss. Season with salt and pepper.  

YIELD: 6 servings

 

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